Post by Liad Bar-EL on Oct 17, 2003 4:11:03 GMT -5
Why was the trumpeter forced by his sectionmates to switch to clarinet?
He was a pain in the brass.
Why did the trumpet player get a 75% on his test?
He couldn't reach a high C.
Why don't trumpet players have mid-life crises?
They're stuck in adolescence (I can support this anecdotally).
How do you get a trumpeter to play louder?
Who in their right mind would want a trumpeter to play louder?
Okay, how do you really get a trumpeter to play louder?
Hopefully no one will ever find out.
Why do trumpets only have three keys?
There's no time to count on your fingers in the middle of a song.
How can you tell when a trumpet player is on crack?
You can't.
If you are a stones throw away from a trumpeter what should you do?
Throw stones.
If the piece is in A, and you have trumpets in Bb, where do the trumpets go?
In the case.
What's the secret trumpet handshake?
Shake hands and say "Hi! I'm better than you."
Why are French horn jokes so short?
So trumpet players can understand them.
What does a measure of rest indicate to a trumpet player?
An improvised solo.
What is a crescendo used for in trumpet music?
A reminder that the trumpeter has been playing too loudly.
Liad Bar-EL
He was a pain in the brass.
Why did the trumpet player get a 75% on his test?
He couldn't reach a high C.
Why don't trumpet players have mid-life crises?
They're stuck in adolescence (I can support this anecdotally).
How do you get a trumpeter to play louder?
Who in their right mind would want a trumpeter to play louder?
Okay, how do you really get a trumpeter to play louder?
Hopefully no one will ever find out.
Why do trumpets only have three keys?
There's no time to count on your fingers in the middle of a song.
How can you tell when a trumpet player is on crack?
You can't.
If you are a stones throw away from a trumpeter what should you do?
Throw stones.
If the piece is in A, and you have trumpets in Bb, where do the trumpets go?
In the case.
What's the secret trumpet handshake?
Shake hands and say "Hi! I'm better than you."
Why are French horn jokes so short?
So trumpet players can understand them.
What does a measure of rest indicate to a trumpet player?
An improvised solo.
What is a crescendo used for in trumpet music?
A reminder that the trumpeter has been playing too loudly.
Liad Bar-EL