Post by Skip on Oct 17, 2003 21:14:55 GMT -5
An Indian walks into a bar -- shotgun in one hand, bucket of outhouse effluent in the other, and a cat trailing behind him. He sets down the bucket and the shotgun and slaps the bar saying "Gimme beer!"
The Bartender pours a large ice-cold mug and slings it down the bar.
The Indian grabs the mug, hoists it in the air and downs the whole thing in one gulp. Then he reaches down, grabs the bucket and tosses it into the air. Like lightning, he grabs the shotgun, aims and fires, blowing the bucket right out of the air.
At that point the cat takes off running out the front door of the bar. The Indian then takes off after the cat and they both disappear into the distance.
Four days later the Indian walks into the bar -- shotgun in one hand, bucket of outhouse effluent in the other, and a cat trailing behind him.
He sets down the bucket and the shotgun and slaps the bar saying "Gimme beer!"
The Bartender says "Wait a minute... I haven't finished cleaning up from the last time you were in here! What's this all about?"
The Indian says "Me in Pilot Training!"
The Bartender says "So what's that got to do with the ruckus you raised last time you were in here?"
"Me practice to be pilot -- drink beer, shoot nuts, chase girl thingy, gone four days
The Bartender pours a large ice-cold mug and slings it down the bar.
The Indian grabs the mug, hoists it in the air and downs the whole thing in one gulp. Then he reaches down, grabs the bucket and tosses it into the air. Like lightning, he grabs the shotgun, aims and fires, blowing the bucket right out of the air.
At that point the cat takes off running out the front door of the bar. The Indian then takes off after the cat and they both disappear into the distance.
Four days later the Indian walks into the bar -- shotgun in one hand, bucket of outhouse effluent in the other, and a cat trailing behind him.
He sets down the bucket and the shotgun and slaps the bar saying "Gimme beer!"
The Bartender says "Wait a minute... I haven't finished cleaning up from the last time you were in here! What's this all about?"
The Indian says "Me in Pilot Training!"
The Bartender says "So what's that got to do with the ruckus you raised last time you were in here?"
"Me practice to be pilot -- drink beer, shoot nuts, chase girl thingy, gone four days