Post by dizforprez on Oct 19, 2003 17:31:23 GMT -5
Why Maths is Taught in Schools_____
Written By A Very Wise Man.
_
I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver
cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the
shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the_driver_ _enough so
that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.__
_
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I_ALWAYS smile
nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic, and here's why:-
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles
each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.__
Most of the_bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There_
are 7 cars_every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982__
cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I
figure I_ _pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to
something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically,__
females drive half_of these. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any_
given group of_ females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.
_
_According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
_dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the__
_National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously__
_considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe__
_men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According_ to_the
_National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons,
and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one
female_that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest__
problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has__
PMS, and is armed.___
_
Give the woman the finger? ....... I think not.
__________________
Written By A Very Wise Man.
_
I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver
cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the
shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the_driver_ _enough so
that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.__
_
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I_ALWAYS smile
nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic, and here's why:-
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles
each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.__
Most of the_bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There_
are 7 cars_every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982__
cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I
figure I_ _pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to
something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically,__
females drive half_of these. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any_
given group of_ females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.
_
_According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
_dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the__
_National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously__
_considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe__
_men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According_ to_the
_National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons,
and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one
female_that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest__
problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has__
PMS, and is armed.___
_
Give the woman the finger? ....... I think not.
__________________