Post by gzent on Oct 22, 2003 14:49:16 GMT -5
Joe was suffering from excruciating headaches. The doctor told him he could cure the headaches, but it would require castration.
" You have a rare condition that causes pressure to build up against your spine," the doctor explained." This, in turn, causes headaches. The only cure is surgery." Joe was shocked but had the operation.
When he left the hospital, Joe was depressed, so "he stopped at a men's shop for a new suit. The salesman eyed him and said, "44 long?" "That's right."Joe said. He tried on the suit, and it fit perfectly.
"How about a new shirt?" the salesman suggested." Let's see, a 34 sleeve and 16 neck ought to do it."
"Right again," Joe said. "You're simply amazing."
"While we're at it, how about some new underwear?" the salesman asked. "Size 36 right?" the salesman asked."Nope, you finally missed one." Joe said, chuckling. " I wear size 34."
"You couldn't possibly," replied salesman. "Underwear that tight would create a great deal of pressure against your spine and cause one heck of a headache."
" You have a rare condition that causes pressure to build up against your spine," the doctor explained." This, in turn, causes headaches. The only cure is surgery." Joe was shocked but had the operation.
When he left the hospital, Joe was depressed, so "he stopped at a men's shop for a new suit. The salesman eyed him and said, "44 long?" "That's right."Joe said. He tried on the suit, and it fit perfectly.
"How about a new shirt?" the salesman suggested." Let's see, a 34 sleeve and 16 neck ought to do it."
"Right again," Joe said. "You're simply amazing."
"While we're at it, how about some new underwear?" the salesman asked. "Size 36 right?" the salesman asked."Nope, you finally missed one." Joe said, chuckling. " I wear size 34."
"You couldn't possibly," replied salesman. "Underwear that tight would create a great deal of pressure against your spine and cause one heck of a headache."