bass jokes

[robertwhite]

Joke #1

A rock band was playing a show at a local club where they were approached after their first set by a record company exec. The record company guy offered them a contract for millions of dollars.

The singer/guitarist, as he performed the second set, had many thoughts going thru his mind: "Wow! I'm gonna be a rock star! I'm gonna have chicks all over me after every show! I'm gonna be on magazine covers! I'm gonna be an icon!"

The drummer, likewise had a racing mind: "Holy sh--, I'm gonna be famous! I'm gonna get free drums and product endorsement deals! I'm gonna be filthy rich!"

And the bass player was also lost in thought:
"E, E, E E E, E E E, E. A A, AA, AAA. E, E, EEE,EEE"'
;D

[robertwhite]

Joke #2

A kid started orchestra in middle school. When he came home from his first day, his dad said, "So, how was orchestra?"

The kid said: "Great! We chose instruments today, and I picked the bass"

"Wow", said the dad. "That's exciting! Did you play it today?"

"Yep," said the kid. "We learned about the E string, and played some notes on it".

The father beamed with pride.

The next day, dad asked, "What did you do in orchestra today?"

The kid said, "well, we learned about the A string, and played some notes on it. Then we played on the E string AND the A string!"

"That's awesome" said dad. "Keep up the good work!"

The next day, the kid comes home and dad says, "How was orchestra, son?"


Kid says, "I don't know. I had a gig".

[Tootsall]

Oh lawdy...somebody help me...That's just toooo funny.

;D