Post by Liad Bar-EL on Oct 28, 2003 9:16:27 GMT -5
(2nd try to post)
A Polish man wanted a divorce - he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him -"very quick". The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: Ja, Ja, an acre and half.
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: No, I'm always up before her.
LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
POLE: No, she white.
LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce?
POLE: She going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read - it says, "Polish Remover".
A Polish man wanted a divorce - he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him -"very quick". The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: Ja, Ja, an acre and half.
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: No, I'm always up before her.
LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
POLE: No, she white.
LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce?
POLE: She going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read - it says, "Polish Remover".
